Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via chaos-mayhem)
Anonymous asked: i guess but regardless you hate me and i just really miss you a lot
I mean we can talk about it like normal people instead of this covert mission
a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
(via iwishihadafather)
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
(via releasedakraken)
Anonymous asked: yeah so i love you and stuff i just wish you didnt hate me anymore.
Oh jee. there’s only a small group of people on that list?
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
(via mysterykid-treehouse)
Anonymous asked: nope i just really love you and i think youre awesome and funny and :3
<_> god damnit I’m just sitting here blushing like an idiot now
Anonymous asked: hi youre cute ok bye
you sure you don’t need your eyes checked?
